I am a Tomboy

Jul 13, 20145 min read

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Published: Jul 13, 2014

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I saw some friends (two) did this, so I'm like, "Okay looks cool!"

Below 10 = Total Tomboy
Below 20 = Boyish
Below 30 = Not girly.
Above 30 = Girly.
Above 55 = Paris Hilton.

[ ] My fingernails/toenails are almost always painted.
[ ] During the summer pretty much the only shoes I wear are flip flops.
[ ] My favorite toy as a child were Barbies/Bratz
[X] My favorite color is pink or purple. (PUUUURPLES)
[ ] I did Gymnastics.
[ ] I love skirts.
[ ] Hollister is one my favorite places to shop.
[ ] Tight jeans are the only jeans I'll wear.
[X] I love chocolate. (CHOCOLATE IS MY LIFE)

TOTAL SO FAR: 2

[ ] My hair is mostly always straightened. (Eenope)
[ ] I usually go shopping once a week.
[ ] I love to hang out with friends.
[ ] I have a piece of real diamond jewelry.
[ ] I've gone to a tanning salon.
[ ] I've gone to the beach to tan - not to swim.
[ ] I have at least 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ] I watch Gossip Girl.
[ ] I change my profile picture weekly. (Actually, it's more like I wear them out and can't keep one I like. But, in the words of a great eyeless man, "I have a disorder!")
[ ] I wear a shower cap.

TOTAL SO FAR: 2

[ ] I would NEVER set foot into Hot Topic. (Are you fucking kidding I love Hot Topic I was wearing a Doctor Who shirt I got from there earlier)
[X] My cell phone might as well become a part of me. (I'm so sorry...)
[ ] I wear mascara everyday. (I hate your kind of people)
[ ] Bathing suits are adorable. (I hate swim suits)
[ ] I don't know the difference between a sheep and a goat. (I hate these people)
[ ] Big sunglasses are awesome. (I hate big sunglasses)
[ ] I have gotten my nails done. (I hate getting my nails done, which is why I've never done it)
[ ] I own over 10 purses. (I hate purses)
[ ] MuchMusic is my one of my favorite channels. (I hate stereotypes)

TOTAL SO FAR: 3

[ ] I love to have other people do my hair. (No...)
[ ] I like to give and receive hugs from all my friends. (Not from my friends)
[ ] I hate bugs. VERY. (They're awesome!)
[ ] Carnivals are fun. (Not really)
[ ] Summer is THE best season.
[X] My swimsuit has 2 pieces. (Sorry...)
[ ] Musicians are hot. (This is stereotypical, but Area 11 is kinda cool)
[ ] You write me a poem and tell me I'm beautiful and I'm all yours. (Nope, try again bitch)

TOTAL SO FAR: 3

[X] I'm self-conscious. (A lot of people are)
[ ] My room smells like vanilla. (No, my room smells like the rest of my house. NORMAL)
[x] I don't do sports. (Because I'm a weakling)
[ ] I HATE to run. (IT'S FUN)
[] I squeal/squeak when I am surprised or angry. (No, I YELL. I don't scream.)
[ ] I eat dried fruit as a snack. (No...)
[ ] I love romance novels. (I prefer a tragedy, especially if it involves family)
[ ] Drew Barrymore is so cute. (Who now?)

TOTAL SO FAR: 5

[ ] I dance randomly around the house.
[ ] I usually spend over an hour to get ready to leave my house. (No, because I'm NORMAL)
[ ] I only have like 5 billion hair products. (I have a hairbrush)
[ ] I love to get dressed up. (This probably doesn't mean costumes, so no)
[ ] I talk on the phone at least once a day to my friends. (No)
[ ] I would love to have a photo shoot of myself. (I hate pictures of me)
[ ] My parents buy me everything I want, whenever I want it. (Yeah right)
[ ] I apply lip gloss 50-a million times a day. (I have no lip gloss, and I'm okay with that)

TOTAL SO FAR: 5

[ ] I wish I could meet Paris Hilton. (Yeah no)
[ ] R&B is the best music. (What?)
[ ] I pop my collar. (That... huh?)
[ ] Horses are beautiful. (*shrugs* They're okay)
[ ] Kittens are adorable. (I prefer dogs)

TOTAL SO FAR: 7

[ ] I write my own music.
[ ] I would love to visit Hawaii.
[ ] I wouldn't be caught dead in all black. (PROBLEM?)
[ ] My closet is STOCK FULL of clothes.
[ ] I hate beards.
[ ] I love to read magazines.

TOTAL SO FAR: 5

[ ] I love to gossip. (No, but I like talking)
[ ] I had Lisa Frank folders/posters as a kid. (?)
[ ] I love Celine Dion. (She's alright)
[ ] My showers are 2 hours long. (45 minutes if I'm taking my time, 15 in a rush)
[ ] My wedding only needs a groom because it's already planned (Hell nah!)
[ ] I refuse to eat at McDonald's. (I ate there the other day)

TOTAL SO FAR: 5

[ ] I LOVE life! (It's alright, but I prefer virtual life)
[ ] I have a lot of jewelry. (No)
[ ] Much of my jewelry comes from Claire's. (IT'S ONE NECKLACE THAT'S REALLY COOL 'CAUSE IT'S A ZIPPER, OKAY?)
[ ] My screen name(s) has or had x's in them. (No.)
[/] I have more than 3 pillows on my bed. (I only use one!)

TOTAL SO FAR: 5.5

TOTAL: 5.5